FOUND: one (1) greedy fuckers christmas list.

I found this at Borders today. All I can say is that this bitch is one greedy fucker.



I wish I were her. I'll probably get $50 from my mum and a tenner from my grandma. Apparently,I'm difficult to buy for. I say I swap with Miss Greedy Melanoma.

...'cept the sewing lessons, she can keep those.

And I'll be generous and pass on the make-up and stuff to others. See how awesome I would be at being rich and spoilt?