Australia Day

...and I've woken up in a foul mood.

I'm blogging now because I know I'll be too busy (read: lazy) to do it later.

Our annual sandcastle-building competition wasn't on this year! The mantlepiece is devastated at the idea of not getting another trophy. The plan is to go build sandcastles anyway with Parkhill and then eat foodz. I made a vegan cake (!) with avocado and cocoa icing. The cake is good. Sticky. The icing not so much - it's a bit shit. I plan on making everybody feel awkward about it though so they eat it anyway. I also made a chocolate and marshmallow thing that looks okay. I made marshmallow!

Fuck, I have a headache. And people and animals keep talking to me and I have to pretend my brain isn't threatening to explode on their faces.

Happy Hottest 100 Day!